-YOU are a pastor’s wife.
-YOU are a Christian.
-If #3 heard you and started saying it, that could be his next tic…can you imagine him saying “damn it” over and over and then saying he learned it from his mother…the Christian…the pastor’s wife?
-You can’t do this…you’re a mom.
-What in the world were you thinking?
…it was this thing that haunted me all day long. I mean all day long. Apparently, it hasn’t gone way.
Me: Who wants to get my bath ready for me?
#2: I will…do you want extra cheese?
Me: Nevermind, I’ll do it myself.